To my male, 41 year old (42 in August), "peach" of a so-called friend who repeatedly wonders why he's [still] single: Electronic communication seems to be your preferred method of communication, so allow me to appease and enlighten you, simultaneously....You're crazy as hell, behave in childish ways, and do stupid sh!t. You are too grown for that; and when I say grown, I mean OLD. Yet, again, I repeat: STUPIDITY IS NOT SEXY.
While, verbally, you don't say much; your actions speak volumes. De-friending someone on an online social network instead of actually communicating with them? That's mature; yet, expected of someone who wasn't really a friend. Drama? Childishness? Foolishness? I don't need it; and with that, I don't need (or want) you, either.
So, I hold my head high and I say "Thank You!" Thank you for what you are and what you aren't man enough to be. Thank you for running away. Thank you for stepping to the left and allowing someone better to step in from the right. While you won't be missed; I do wish you well.
Now, watch me as I blow kisses to the air, turn, skip, and sashay down the Highway of Life.
FABULOUS!
[and now, I exhale...shoop, shoop]
[and now, I exhale...shoop, shoop]
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